
A vibrant and crunchy Indian-inspired snack that uses the whole kale plant. Crispy roasted leaves are paired with spiced stalk pakoras and topped with cooling yogurt and zesty chutneys for a perfect zero-waste appetizer.
Preheat your oven to 150°C (130°C fan/gas 2). Separate the kale leaves from the stalks. Reserve a small handful of leaves and all the stalks for the pakoras. Roughly tear the remaining leaves and spread them on a baking tray. Drizzle with 1 tbsp of oil, 1 tsp of ground cumin, and a pinch of salt. Massage the oil into the leaves, arrange in an even layer, and roast for 15-20 minutes until crisp. Set aside.
Prepare the pakora batter by whisking the egg with 100ml of water in a large bowl. Add the gram flour, baking powder, nigella seeds, the remaining 1 tsp of ground cumin, and 1 tsp of salt. Stir until a thick paste forms. Roughly chop the reserved kale stalks and leaves, then fold them into the batter along with the finely sliced red onion. Add a splash more water if the mixture is too dry.
Heat the vegetable oil in a deep saucepan over medium-low heat, ensuring the pan is no more than one-third full. Test the oil by dropping in a small bit of batter; if it bubbles and rises to the surface immediately, it is ready. Carefully lower heaped tablespoons of the batter into the oil in batches. Fry for 3-4 minutes, turning once, until golden brown and crispy. Drain on kitchen paper and season with a little salt.
To make the herby chutney, place the coriander, mint leaves, lemon juice, desiccated coconut, and green chilli into a food processor. Add 6 tbsp of water and blitz until well combined but still slightly textured. Add more water if you prefer a thinner consistency.
Assemble the chaat by arranging the warm pakoras and crispy roasted kale on a large platter. Top with generous dollops of Greek yogurt, a drizzle of tamarind chutney, and the fresh herby chutney. Finish by sprinkling over the sev or Bombay mix, a pinch of garam or chaat masala, and fresh coriander leaves.
For a vegan version, replace the egg in the pakora batter with 2 tbsp of water or a flax egg. If you can't find sev, crushed potato crisps or any crunchy Indian snack mix will provide that essential final crunch.




